Oscar observations (Obscarvations?)

• Does Charlize Theron ever look bad?  Or George Clooney, for that matter?
• No one should ever stand next to Kristen Chenoweth -- ever.  Unless they too are 4'2" and 70 pounds.
• I could do without those stupid high bun hairdos.
• Melissa McCarthy should fire her stylist immediately.  She's such a beautiful woman, but her dresses always look like sacks on her.  Compare that to Queen Latifah, who is also full figured but dresses beautifully and knows what styles flatter her. 
• Why was Kristin Stewart even there, much less a presenter with a prime seat up front?  The girl has ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION (which I like to call, "OMG, I think your baby's diaper needs to be changed.").  How is she Hollywood elite???????
• Jennifer Lawrence is a cutie patootie.
• 99% of Hollywood actrresses are in desperate need of a sandwich.
• So good to see Robin Roberts!!!!
• I found it ironic that one of the two women who won for hair/makeup had no makeup on and looked like her 4 year-old daughter did her hair.
• Adele = awesome.
• I doubt Seth MacFarlane will host next year.
• Overall, the show had no flow.  Therefore, I doubt the show producers will be back next year either. 
• Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are the cutest couple in America.
• Jessica Chastain should just change her name to Jessica Rabbit. 
• What was Barbra Streisand wearing?  She looked like a blonde Elvira. 
• Who knew Daniel Day Lewis was funny?