Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Baby, baby, where did my butt go?

With apologies to Diana Ross... Actually, no. I can't stand her. No apologies to her! I'm stealing and paraphrasing her song. :)

My butt is gone. Poof. Vanished. My once beautiful, round, firm, sexy butt is completely MIA. I lost too much weight, and my tookus is suffering for it.

IronHubby is devastated. I am too, to be honest. My butt was always the one body part I was proud of. No matter what else was going on (a few extra pounds, a bad hair day, bags under my eyes), I could count on my butt to be a source of pride and wonder.

Not any more, though.

I'm sad.

Edited to add a bootylicious photo I found, taken in 2006. *sigh*

2 comments:

sauconRunner said...

I'm sure a bobbie or two and a batch of your reese's brownies could fix that!

Stephen said...

Well, not sure I can comment on the missing butt ... however, you could always try and get a race in and set another new PR before you find it again. Also, I am pretty sure GG will not get kicked out of bed anytime soon, missing butt or not, so don't worry too much about it :)