I have to stop watching The Biggest Loser

Seriously, I don't think a bigger group of complete assholes has ever been assembled in the history of the world. There is not one person I like on the cast, yet I keep watching every week. WTF is my problem?

This week the aqua team won the right to come back on the ranch after being eliminated in the first minute of the first episode. Immediately, the reaction from the other players was not only negative, but downright nasty. At first, I felt sorry for them, especially Adrian, but by the show's end I was turning on him too.

Some impressions:

Adrian -- Needs to learn to just shut his yap.
Conda -- Quite possibly the ugliest, nastiest, most two-faced person I have ever seen. Why she hasn't been eliminated is beyond me. No one has even cast one vote for her, despite all the drama and tension she continues to create. It just proves that the producers call the shots; she's obviously still there for drama purposes.
Kim -- Running a close second to Conda.
Chism -- I liked him at first, but last night he was pretty nasty to a teammate.
Jeremy -- Conda's brother. 'Nuff said. He's extremely immature but not nearly as toxic as his assholic sister.
Bob -- What can I say about Bob? How about this:

Dear Bob,

Contrary to your overly inflated ego and incredibly warped sense of self-worth, you did not invent every workout move ever made. Nor are you the best trainer in the history of the world. And why does your fake southern accent get more pronounced every season?

Sincerely,
Theia

Edited to add: Holy hell, I just found this and cannot. stop. laughing.