We pay something like $130 for cable (home Internet is bundled in there too, but our PC is so ancient that it's practically worthless). For our $130, we have access to a bazilion channels, exactly three of which are actually worth watching.
I mean, really? There's a show called Swamp People? And one about people who fish with their hands? WTF?
And let's not even mention Toddlers and Tiaras, Bridezillas, the Real Housewives of Who the F Cares, Jersey Shore, etc.
So here are some tv shows I'd like to propose. Surely one of my 2,000 channels can accomodate my humble request.
1. Kicking Out the Kardashians (alternate title: Kourtney and Kim Go Away)
2. Real Housewives Who Donate Money and Time to Charitable Causes
3. Toddlers Who Look and Act Like Toddlers
4. Extreme Cagefighting: Housewives vs. Mob Wives
5. The Bachelor Meets a Nice Girl All On His Own
1 comment:
I know!!!!!!!!!!!!! When did tv become 24/7 reality tv? Man, when I was growing up, there was no such thing as reality tv. Facts of Life, Growing Pains, etc.
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