Seriously. F bombs galore. Read at your own risk. I'm not kidding. It's not a pretty post.
You're really going through with it? You're going to read it anyway? OK, don't say I didn't warn you.
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I'm pissed. You know that post about how much better I feel about myself, how my clothes are fitting better, how I feel tighter and more toned?
It was all bullshit, apparently.
I went to the doctor yesterday (finally!) for my glute and eye. Of course, as they always do regardless of the reason for your appointment, they weighed me. I have GAINED two pounds. Fucking WHAT?
OK, so take off a few pounds for clothes, lunch, etc. Still two pounds higher than the other doctor's scale this spring (my all-time highest weight), and that was freaking appalling then. Two pounds more equals... what's worse than appalling? Atrocious? Abysmal?
Inexcusable is what it is. Totally and completely inexcusable.
Making matters worse, he said absolutely no running. How the hell am I going to lose this weight if I can't do the #1 thing that helps me lose weight?
Fuck that bitch Mother Nature and her asshole cousin Slowing Metabolism. I hate them both.
7 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my dear, I love you!!! Hahahahahaha!!! That absolutely SUCKS and let the f-bombs fly!
It still might not be bullshit -- I have gained 4 lbs from the time of very first IM and I am leaner and toned and fit in a smaller size. It IS possible. You are fabulous and awesome. :) :)
Julie, I love you too! We simply must meet one day. It will happen. Oh yes.
If it were only 4 pounds total, I wouldn't be nearly as devastated. No, I'm talking more like 20 pounds over where I would like to be. (Hell, I'd settle for a 10 pound loss at this point. Anything!) :)
But thanks for the pep talk. Refer back to my earlier comment: I love you too!
Ah dude...I hear you. I have the metabolism of a slug/sloth. I am now trying to stay right away from the scale and just make sure my pants still fit.
I have a potty mouth so stuff like this makes me laugh and I can totally relate.
You guys rock!!!! I'm so glad you understand.
Katie, did you discontinue your blog? Why can't I find it?
I'm no longer speaking to my scale or any of his/her relatives (you know the cousins at the dr office,etc).
I think the scale must be malfunctioning :-).
What did the doc say about your eye?
That's so weird... I received your comment by email but it didn't show up on my post, either (but others did...) Maybe Blogger doesn't want us to interact??? Weird.
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